What's kept my humor blog going the past week, besides some recycled material and a string of silly apologies for not posting my monthly statistics roundup? Pretty much that. Here's what you've been missing out on:
- In A Perfect World
- Me Week: The Quintessence Of My Humor Style
- Statistics Saturday: Some Minor Hassles Made More Exciting By Labelling Them ``The Great ___ Fiasco''
- What’s Going On In Judge Parker? 8 April – 2 July 2017
- In Which I’m Afraid I Just Let You All Down
- In Which I’m Afraid I Just Let You All Down, But Argue It’s Captain Janeway’s Fault
- In Which I’m Afraid I Just Let You All Down, But Argue It’s The Local News’s Fault
- Setting The Styles
Last summer during the slow periods, and it's amazing to think we had slow periods, we popped over to the Blind Squirrel tavern to put in some game scores. To make the trip less obviously a ploy for pinball ratings points, we also stopped in at Michigan's Adventure on what proved to be the busiest day we had ever seen there, ever. Let's watch.
An not-at-Michigan's-Adventure picture and one from my iPod Touch since I had that on me: the former location of Emil's and a bunch of other buildings dating back to the 1920s, cleared out and obliterated and levelled to the sidewalk. They've since put up most of the replacement building here; this is what it looked like when it looked like after you hit 'bulldoze' on SimCity.
The most crowded and busy day at Michigan's Adventure that we had ever seen. In the center top you can see a little yellow angular thing; that's the Mad Mouse ride, and that was historically as far back as bunny_hugger ever needed to park. The entrance to the park isn't even visible from here, which is wild.
Shivering Timbers, Michigan's Adventure's big wooden roller coaster --- more than a mile long --- well out along its path, about where we had parked. The surrounding areas are strikingly unurbanized and, you see, marshy.
Michigan's Adventure began life in 1956 as Deer Park, a petting zoo. The petting zoo side fell away over the decades as rides came in, and the name turned to Deer Park Funland before being finally abolished in the 1980s. For the park's 60th year they put in a new petting zoo, named Funland Farm. People can come up and see animals and braid their hair and put adorable little booties on their hooves.
``Can I help you?'' From the Funland Farm petting zoo in Michigan's Adventure and if this picture doesn't make you fall in love I don't know what will.
Trivia: ENIAC cost $650 per hour in electricity when it was not running. Source: Eniac, Scott McCartney.
Currently Reading: Sky Island, L Frank Baum.