[ A stage. Two figures. One holds a gun, which fires at the other. ]
``You shot me!''
``Oh, you're overreacting. The most superficial examination would show how actually nobody shot you.''
``What are you talking about?''
``I am trying, in the spirit of fair, open-minded discussion, to explain all the ways you do not understand the obvious. For the first of your many fallacies I shall note I've done nothing: if anything has shot you, it's a bullet.''( Collapse )
[ Responsible authorities arrive, and recovery is swift and without complications, so all is well, because I never write tragic stuff. ]
Trivia: The average daily intake of about one milligram of lead results in about 0.1 milligram being absorbed by the body. Source: Nature's Building Blocks: An A-Z Guide To The Elements, John Emsley.
Currently Reading: The Great War And Modern Memory, Paul Fussell.