Coati mundane

1st

• 12:10 am Your molars grind, your canines tear

2nd

• 12:10 am You're the time, the time of a Derby winner

3rd

• 12:10 am I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop

4th

• 12:10 am When it's springtime in Alaska it's forty below - 4 comments

5th

• 12:10 am But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine - 2 comments

6th

• 12:10 am Pump the water, build the pressure, push the piston, press the button - 2 comments

7th

• 12:10 am I'm here today to introduce the next phase, the next step in the big Bart craze

8th

• 12:10 am Heaven help us if the library caught on fire - 6 comments

9th

• 12:10 am People are the same today as they used to be

10th

• 12:10 am We'd board that silver liner below Baltimore

11th

• 12:10 am Vaudeville was here, vaudeville is gone - 8 comments

12th

• 12:10 am It should have been a laugh, it should have been fun - 2 comments

13th

• 12:10 am The big band prize is twenty-five bucks - 3 comments

14th

• 12:10 am Ah but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players - 4 comments

15th

• 12:10 am The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore

16th

• 12:10 am One of America's great national pastimes is chocolate fudge, carrying a grudge, bribing a judge - 4 comments

17th

• 12:10 am Have I got neighbors? All day and all night - 2 comments

18th

• 12:10 am Is playing ball, taking in all, and thinking so small

19th

• 12:10 am Father wears his Sunday best, Mother's tired she needs a rest - 3 comments

20th

• 12:10 am Please don't eat the daisies - 3 comments

21st

• 12:10 am You thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze - 4 comments

22nd

• 12:10 am Something to make the fourth-column headlines

23rd

• 12:10 am At the senior prom we danced til three

24th

• 12:10 am I am Superman, and I know what's happening - 8 comments

25th

• 12:10 am Now I understand what you tried to say to me

26th

• 12:10 am And wake up where the clouds are far behind me

27th

• 12:10 am Born of cold and mountain air - 2 comments

28th

• 12:10 am Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper

29th

• 12:10 am You're out of place, you bark and chase

30th

• 12:10 am Well it's Saturday night and I'm still free - 4 comments

31st

• 12:10 am They're gonna stop having the sun so you better get tan now - 2 comments