austin_dern (austin_dern) wrote,
austin_dern
austin_dern

Relax and float down stream

One thing I like about having a kerspillion miles on my frequent flier card and flying out of Changi Airport in Singapore is when I would get to the airport early enough -- which, alas, I didn't manage this time, partly from misjudging when I should wake, partly from everyone in line having issues (it is good form when travelling to assemble your loose items into a container -- a piece of ``luggage'', to use the vernacular -- before reaching the check-in counter; while the attendant may generously give you a cardboard box and packing tape for your belongings, you are earning no friends behind you) -- they invite me to the ``SATS Terminal Club'', a cozy spot with buffet food and drinks, free newspapers and magazines, and serious-looking businessmen wondering what this scraggly guy in shorts and a T-shirt is doing there. I've been on these 800-hour flights before, and I'd rather be in comfortable, unconstraining clothes. I suppose if I had meet someone right after a little flight from, say, New York City to Washington I might dress in a work outfit. But after seven hours to Tokyo, nine to San Francisco, and another five to Newark you're not going to be in shape to meet with anyone, and if the person you're meeting won't give you a couple hours to wash and sleep that person's no decent host. Maybe they're slipping in a little more baggage in suit pockets and the like.

A scene from Tokyo-Narita airport, as I stood by a pillar waiting for my flight: a guy sat in the lounge seat next to mine and plugged in his ThinkPad, and apologized for sprawling the power cord around one of my carry-on pieces. A few minutes later a woman came up and asked if that was my computer; I pointed out the apparent owner to him. She held up the American-style power cord for her laptop and asked, ``the voltage here is OK?'' He nodded, ``Yeah, they think of everything here.'' I had thought Japan was on the US-style 120V/60Hz power. Still, it would be a thoughtful airport to include power plugs for the various major species, so maybe they did just think of everything.

In San Francisco I got in far enough ahead of time that I was able to watch the flight before mine at that same gate. The guy running that flight to Orange County kept making announcements about how he had his own way of running things and he appreciated everyone's ``participation'' as he deployed his very special concepts of boarding. I don't believe this was just him making a weird little grab for petty power; there was some kind of announcement about a mistake with boarding passes and seat assignments that had to be straightened out. Unfortunately, the gate speaker system was obscured by the airport speaker system warning that the Official Homeland Insecurity Alert Status was Orange, and the gate guy didn't pause his announcement to let the other announcement play through. I was surprised San Francisco continued with the Security Color Codes, though; I thought everybody gave up pretending to care about those after Bush won in 2004. Maybe San Francisco never got Tom Ridge's memo about them.

Trivia: The Ford Model A's appearance shortly before Christmas 1927 was accompanied by a $1.3 million advertising campaign. Source: Anxious Decades: America in Prosperity and Depression, 1920-1941, Michael E Parrish.

Currently Reading: An Old-Fashioned Christmas, Robert Benchley.

Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 4 comments